AS A SIDENOTE: All of our information is put on the website as JPEGS, because we once had our site LITERALLY Copied and pasted (verbatiim) and our club name (The FRIENDS Club) removed with another club name inserted.  It looked damned funny, as it described things that only exist in our Swinger/Lifestyle club ... but we’re several weeks in to redoing the website now, and it sucks to have someone just lift and drop all of the hours of work on their place and claim to be the sexiest place in central texas.  Unfortunately, for our site to be seen, it has to have type out text too.  Meh .. what are you going to do?   Our soultion is to type the words that are in the jpegs out, and put them at the bottom of each page witout proper spacing, or easy access to sexy copycats trying to do kinky things.  These writings at the  bottom of each page, or is it the ass end of each thing?, will be peppered with more adult words, and they’ll basically say everything you read above.  There’s no need to read the hot writing of erotica down here, and they may not do anything in helping the searches, but we’re pulling all the stops on The FRIENDS Club, and we’re going to cum damn close to being the biggest club in the united states .. if we don’t already have the title of biggest swing club in Texas.Yes.  We are young and dumb and full of cum and we’re doing strange sexy fun and adult stuff to bring you a lifestyle party or a swinger party unlike any other. ... and here is that the text said before: We’re taking our PROMOTIONAL PRICING to the NEWSLETTER for the next few months, as we revamp some old ideas, and finalize the details on some NEW ones !!! If you’re on the “HOUSE PARTY” circuit, you should definitely bounce us an E-Mail, as we’ve got BIG PLANS for you and your PARTY CREW ! CALL US OR text us. or E-MAIL US for more details !!! see how that kind of naughty wife talk doesn’t really fit on this page now?  we’re more concerned with couples and single ladies that want to play and enjoy adult recreation in a private club with a hedonistic atmosphere. Membership Fees are separate and serve a separate purpose from Cover Charge fees. As a PRIVATE, Members Only establishment, ACTIVE Membership Status is mandatory for entry to all events taking place at The FRIENDS Club, or produced by the club in other locations.  Your Membership Form affirms in writing that you are familiar with the discrete and private nature of the persons and activities you may witness or participate in, and that The FRIENDS Club is not responsible for your actions. Only those who choose to accurately complete Membership Application Forms, and to purchase (or renew) Status as ACTIVE Members of The FRIENDS Club are allowed entry. The purchase of your Membership status further acknowledges that you understand the nature of The FRIENDS Club, and that you have every intent to adhere to the rules the Membership Form provides. Membership is NOT optional, transferable, or guaranteed. Membership to The FRIENDS Club is always available at both a Temporary/Provisional Level, and the Annual Level.  The difference in the two levels being the amount of time allotted to each prior to expiration. *Further details, and explanation in regards to Memberships is available here > Welcome to AustinFriends.com THANK YOU for visiting our website, and using this resource to learn more about ... and stay better connected to ... the best kept secret in Central Texas ..The FRIENDS Club !!! Established in 1993, The FRIENDS Club set the Central Texas benchmark for Couples Lifestyle Entertainment. We are open EVERY Friday and Saturday from 9pm 'til 2am ... and we still PARTY HARDER than ANY other club !!! We are "That” club. We are the ONLY Private Club in Central Texas that remains private enough to NOT publish or publicly acknowledge our address, and to have no signage or indication of where we are located.  We are the ONLY Private Club in Central Texas that has not adjusted policies to include unescorted gentlemen, and remains EXCLUSIVE to ADVENTUROUS COUPLES, SWINGER COUPLES, and UNESCORTED LADIES !!! We are the club that places Privacy and Discretion. above all else, and requires ALL prospective Members, and Guests to accurately complete a Membership Application form, and to purchase a Membership BEFORE they enter the club.

THE 2019 SUMMER OF SWING


THE SUMMER OF SWING gives you the opportunity to PARTY ALL SUMMER LONG for the price of ONE Friday Night !!!


IN SHORT: After paying Regular Cover ONCE for either of the 2 Scheduled “KICK-OFF” Friday Parties ... PARTICIPATING COUPLES then PAY NO COVER for each CONSECUTIVE Friday Party they attend THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SUMMER !!!”


It’s that simple, but since we know you’re going to want more details, we’re providing the following:


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1). WHO CAN PARTICIPATE ?


Any COUPLE or UNESCORTED LADY attending either of the 2 “KICK-OFF” Friday Parties may participate. 


~ ~ ~ A word to the wise: “THE SUMMER OF SWING” Promotion does NOT include Membership, so it is STRONGLY ADVISED that you make certain your Annual Membership is ACTIVE for MAXIMUM SAVINGS !!!


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2). WHEN ARE THE “KICK-OFF” PARTIES ?


The “KICK-OFF” Parties are on FRIDAY June 1st and FRIDAY June 8th.


~ ~ ~ The ADVANTAGE to “kicking off” on the 1st is gaining an XXX-tra Week of LONGEVITY !!!


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3). WHY DOES “LONGEVITY” MATTER ???


~ ~ ~ There are 2 REASONS your LONGEVITY MATTERS:

          a). The longer you are in play, the more FREE PARTIES you are able to attend.

          b). There WILL be PRIZES for the COUPLE that participates the most in this promo !!!


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4). HOW MUCH DOES IT COST, AND HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH ???


For those with ACTIVE ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS, the cost = REGULAR COVER on either Friday June 1st, or Friday June 8th.


~ ~ ~ Regular Cover per COUPLE is $45 on Friday Nights

~ ~ ~ Regular Cover for an UNESCORTED LADY is $10 on Friday Nights.


PLEASE NOTE: For those who do NOT have an ACTIVE ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP, the cost will be the same as above PLUS the cost of either a Temporary Couples Membership ($40 per Couple or $10 per Unescorted Lady) or the cost of an ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP ($150 per Couple or $20 per Unescorted Lady) ... and Membership must be ACTIVE on each FREE COVER PARTY you attend !


~ ~ ~ BE SMART, and get an ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP !!!


The MINIMUM VALUE is the cost of the “KICK-OFF” Friday Party ... which means IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE !!!


The MAXIMUM VALUE is: $650 PLUS The value of THE PRIZE awarded to “The KING AND QUEEN of SWING !!!”


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5). IS “The NeXXXt Level” (The PREMIUM BALCONY PLAYSPACE) INCLUDED ???


If we could give everything away we would, but alas ... access to “The NeXXXt Level” is NOT included ... UNLESS YOU COUNT THE FACT THAT THERE ARE TWO 5TH FRIDAYS OVER THE SUMMER, AND THAT THOSE PRESENTLY INCLUDE FREE ACCESS UPSTAIRS !!!


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6). THERE ARE ONLY 13 FRIDAYS THROUGH JUNE, JULY, AND AUGUST.  HOW DO YOU GET $650 IF 13 weeks x $40 cover = $520 ???


ALL Members that are “LIVE” in the COMPETITION to become “The KING and QUEEN of SWING !!!” are eligible for $10 off Cover for ALL SATURDAY PARTIES IN JUNE, JULY, and AUGUST !!!


~ ~ ~ “LIVE” means you attended the Friday Night Party IMMEDIATELY (24 hours) before the Saturday Night Party you are seeking to gain Discounted Entry for.


~ ~ ~ YES.  This DOES count for the FIRST Saturday after you declare you have “KICKED-OFF” !!!


~ ~ ~ YES.  If you know of ANOTHER Promotion ... cough cough ... LEGACY DISCOUNT ... cough cough ... THIS OFFER CAN BE COMBINED WITH OTHER PROMOTIONS !!!


~ ~ ~ For those who read the NEWSLETTER: The math says you can get in for $45 PER COUPLE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT OF THE SUMMER ... IF you work the Promotions correctly !!!


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7).  CONSECUTIVE VISITS ARE NECESSARY FOR US TO KEEP GETTING FREE COVER EACH WEEK.  WHAT COUNTS AS A VISIT, AND ARE THERE RESTRICTIONS ???


In order for a COUPLE or UNESCORTED LADY to maintain FREE COVER week after week for the ENTIRE SUMMER, 2 qualifications MUST be met:


         a). Arrival can be NO LATER THAN 10:15.

         b). Competitors/Participants must stay for a MINIMUM of 2 hours.


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8). I LIKE TO MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT ... LOL .  ANY “WEIRD” EXCEPTIONS THAT WE COULD HAVE AN EXCUSED ABSENCE ???


Many people worry that they will “only” get $100 - $150 of value out of their $45 purchase, because one side of the couple can’t attend on a particular week ... thus ending their FREE PARTIES.


Here’s what we’re going to offer:


         a). If you are NOT able to attend as a Couple, you MAY send/allow/endorse(?) the LADY of the Couple to attend SOLO to keep the streak alive.  The same rules of arrival before 10:15 and staying for 2 hours will apply, but it will keep your team in the running for FREE COVER on the following week.


         b). If you are NOT able to attend as a Couple, you MAY send/allow/endorse(?) the GENTLEMAN of the Couple to attend as the (PRE-ARRANGED) GUEST of another Couple to keep the streak alive.  The same rules of arrival before 10:15 and staying for 2 hours will apply, but it will keep your team in the running for FREE COVER on the following week.


        c). If you are NOT able to attend as a Couple, you MAY also contact us BEFORE you miss a party and arrange 4 hours (2 per person is fine) of VOLUNTEER CLUB ASSISTANCE through Promotions, Vacuuming, Painting, or other General Tasks BEFORE you miss a Party.


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9). WHAT HAPPENS IF WE MISS A WEEK ???


Once a COUPLE or UNESCORTED LADY misses a Friday Night Party, the offer of FREE COVER is removed ... HOWEVER, it is still possible to be included in the Competition to be named “The KING and QUEEN of SWING !!!”


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10). WE WANT THE PRIZE, AND ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT GETTING IN FREE ALL SUMMER !!!


This is not a problem.


You need to be here on ONE of the 2 “KICK-OFF” Party Fridays to register as a competing couple.  After this, you may attend as many FREE PARTIES as you choose, but once you skip, the ability to PARTY FOR FREE will disappear.


You may then pay cover and attend according to the same rules of the FREE PARTY MEMBERS (arriving before 10:15 and staying a minimum of 2hrs) in order to accumulate more “LONGEVITY” and potentially be crowned “The KING and QUEEN of SWING !!!”


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11). PRIZES HAVE BEEN MENTIONED.  WHAT ARE THEY ???


First off, we want to point out that EVERYBODY who attends even ONE Friday Party for FREE should count themselves as WINNERS.  I mean ... it only seems fair to remind you of that.


Secondly ... We thought of giving out “Koozies and other SWAG,” but ultimately decided that a BAD ASSED PRIZE would get more attention ... and more importantly would pull out the COMPETITIVE NATURE some folks have.


Soooo ...


There are 2 prizes, and the 1st PLACE WINNER GETS THEIR CHOICE and the 2nd PLACE WINNER gets the other PRIZE.


PRIZE 1 = V.I.P. STATUS ( and ALL of the Perks !!! ) FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER !!!


PRIZE 2 = V.I.P.STATUS ( and ALL AMENITIES ) FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE 2019 !!!


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So there you have it !!!


Get yourself ready for “THE SUMMER OF SWING” !!!